November 2010
1 post
My car can go kill itself.
For the sake of my rage, Hyundai is run by somewhat-british people now.
Mechanic 1: Hello Nigel!
Nigel: Hello Jerry!
Jerry: What's the to-do today?
Nigel: I thought we'd spend some quality time designing that fantastic new car, the Hyundai Elantra. 2003 edition, of course.
Jerry: Splendid idea, chap!
Nigel: Indeed.
Jerry: Hmm.
Nigel: Yes.
Jerry: Indeed.
Nigel: Quite.
Jerry: Yes.
Jerry: Where shall we begin?
Nigel: I had an idea.
Jerry: Oh?
Nigel: Concerning the location of...
Jerry: Go on!
Nigel: The headlight sockets.
Jerry: Ooh, and where shall they go?
Nigel: BEHIND FUCKING EVERYTHING!!! HAHAHAHAHA
Jerry: But then nobody will be able to install the headlights in an easy manner, especially Ian Moffitt!
Nigel: IAN MOFFITT CAN EAT MY SHIT.