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November 10 2010

My car can go kill itself.

  • For the sake of my rage, Hyundai is run by somewhat-british people now.
  • Mechanic 1: Hello Nigel!
  • Nigel: Hello Jerry!
  • Jerry: What's the to-do today?
  • Nigel: I thought we'd spend some quality time designing that fantastic new car, the Hyundai Elantra. 2003 edition, of course.
  • Jerry: Splendid idea, chap!
  • Nigel: Indeed.
  • Jerry: Hmm.
  • Nigel: Yes.
  • Jerry: Indeed.
  • Nigel: Quite.
  • Jerry: Yes.
  • Jerry: Where shall we begin?
  • Nigel: I had an idea.
  • Jerry: Oh?
  • Nigel: Concerning the location of...
  • Jerry: Go on!
  • Nigel: The headlight sockets.
  • Jerry: Ooh, and where shall they go?
  • Nigel: BEHIND FUCKING EVERYTHING!!! HAHAHAHAHA
  • Jerry: But then nobody will be able to install the headlights in an easy manner, especially Ian Moffitt!
  • Nigel: IAN MOFFITT CAN EAT MY SHIT.